The Advocate's Plea
Michel Legrand
GENRE
(In the court.)
[PRESIDENT]
Monsieur
Will you speak for the defense?
[ADVOCATE]
Monsieur le President
Monsieur Dusoleil
It's with diffidence
I rise today
And very nervously
'Cause the fact is
This is my first time
In the world of crime
So today is a big day for me
Now, I should be cool
And I should be calm
But I'm wobbly as
A potted palm
As you can probably see
'Cause I've never been in court before
And I'm thirty-four
So today is a big day for me
Yesterday, at last, at last
I passed
Passed
The bar exam
Here I finally am
Timid as a lamb
And I'm sweating and I'm scared
The fitting word is merde
I'm feeling rather unprepared
So I'm not much use
As a barrister
And I couldn't feel
Embarrassed-er
I'm sweating like
A pig in a wig
So kindly hear my plea
Set my client free!
'Cause today is a big day for me!
[PRESIDENT]
Monsieur
Will you speak for the defense?
[ADVOCATE]
Monsieur le President
Monsieur Dusoleil
It's with diffidence
I rise today
And very nervously
'Cause the fact is
This is my first time
In the world of crime
So today is a big day for me
Now, I should be cool
And I should be calm
But I'm wobbly as
A potted palm
As you can probably see
'Cause I've never been in court before
And I'm thirty-four
So today is a big day for me
Yesterday, at last, at last
I passed
Passed
The bar exam
Here I finally am
Timid as a lamb
And I'm sweating and I'm scared
The fitting word is merde
I'm feeling rather unprepared
So I'm not much use
As a barrister
And I couldn't feel
Embarrassed-er
I'm sweating like
A pig in a wig
So kindly hear my plea
Set my client free!
'Cause today is a big day for me!
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