Aisle Isle
BitFinity
GENRE (ELE! ELE!)
ELE, your co-pilot MVP!
Your ETA is A-OK, 'cause now you're flyin' free
It's "E-Z", your A.I. maître d'
You'll be a VIP with ELE!
It cuts, it fries, it juliennes, it makes minor repairs
Three oil barrels daily's all it needs
And then you're set to meet with folks while flyin' through the air
Feel free to go hobnob; it'll do your job
ELE gets you there ASAP
(P.S. This package doesn't include any DLC.)
It works while you make a BLT
You'll flip your LED for ELE!
Tell your BF, GF, BFF, your OBGYN
Your XXL MD or SO, AM or PM
Tell AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, PJ and TJ
Because the CIA, the TSA and NRA
The USA, USSR, UAE and UK
Your HOA, BBA, NFL and NBA
GOP, DNC, LGBT communities
All agree that ELE's GOAT, so QED!
Cooperative co-pilots are so hard to find these days
So let's replace 'em all with our hardware
ELE works covertly in just so many ways
Thеre's no need to despair;
They'll bе everywhere!
ELE, AKA your own VP!
And FYI, it helps you fly while in the WC
It's crash-free, and that's our guarantee...
We just need two forms of ID
Its sales will help your GDP
(And sorry, please no COD.)
Adopt an ELE
Adopt an ELE!
...What's a life without adventure?
So venture forth, and spread your wings
There's a world begging to be explored
And there's no telling what tomorrow brings
ELE, your co-pilot MVP!
Your ETA is A-OK, 'cause now you're flyin' free
It's "E-Z", your A.I. maître d'
You'll be a VIP with ELE!
It cuts, it fries, it juliennes, it makes minor repairs
Three oil barrels daily's all it needs
And then you're set to meet with folks while flyin' through the air
Feel free to go hobnob; it'll do your job
ELE gets you there ASAP
(P.S. This package doesn't include any DLC.)
It works while you make a BLT
You'll flip your LED for ELE!
Tell your BF, GF, BFF, your OBGYN
Your XXL MD or SO, AM or PM
Tell AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, PJ and TJ
Because the CIA, the TSA and NRA
The USA, USSR, UAE and UK
Your HOA, BBA, NFL and NBA
GOP, DNC, LGBT communities
All agree that ELE's GOAT, so QED!
Cooperative co-pilots are so hard to find these days
So let's replace 'em all with our hardware
ELE works covertly in just so many ways
Thеre's no need to despair;
They'll bе everywhere!
ELE, AKA your own VP!
And FYI, it helps you fly while in the WC
It's crash-free, and that's our guarantee...
We just need two forms of ID
Its sales will help your GDP
(And sorry, please no COD.)
Adopt an ELE
Adopt an ELE!
...What's a life without adventure?
So venture forth, and spread your wings
There's a world begging to be explored
And there's no telling what tomorrow brings
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